PLEASE DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE

Today's PSA, from me. :) Yea, it's redundant, and yea, people say it all the time and yea, it can put such a damper on your night not to be able to take your own self home after partying. But seriously people - it just ain't worth it.

Call a cab, call a friend, call your folks, call an enemy, call the police, crash on the floor or in an alley or on the curb - whatever it takes. (I don't recommend crashing in your car though - regardless of whether or not you are in possession of the keys to operate it. Some states consider this against the law and will haul your ass to jail anyway.)

Please don't make tonight the last of your (or anyone else's) life. You're too important.