Another Gem

From Brian Mercat:
2.19.2004
dear swampass,
i know life must be hard for you, what with satan living in your rectum. if only you knew what it felt like to wanna vomit and piss at the same time, mabey you would take a dump at your house, before you came to work. now, here i am, alone in the bathroom, afraid someone will walk in and blame me for your rugged aroma. thanks again,
says brian mercat 12:54 PM

Can't. Stop. Laughing. Is this guy living inside my head?