There is nothing more disappointing during my work day than the following scenario. I use Outlook Express for my non-work mail. Every time I have new mail, the little mail symbol pops up on my toolbar (? or whatever that bar is called), next to my clock. I get all excited because I think to myself "Oh! I wonder if it's from him!" only to discover that it's just some lame newsletter or some fucking thing.
Today would be a good day for me to have a punching bag around. I REALLY FUCKING NEED ONE.