Could someone please explain to me...

Why the FUCK bra manufacturers feel it necessary to sew a BOW dead smack in the center of a bra??? I mean, I can maybe see a cute little bow on a training bra or something - you know, something geared toward little girls just starting to "sprout". But dude! I'm 31 years old and my bras are size 46DDD for fuck's sake! There is just no reason on earth why there should be a bow on my regular, wear it everyday bra. Someone please get the bra manufacturers a copy of An Idiots Guide to Practical Undergarments, wouldja? Fucking morons.