ScoobySnax

Friday, August 20, 2004

Dude, my sentiments exactly

And now, a message from People Who Deserve a Beat Down.

Vo writes:

"It's the 21st century. If you work in an office, and the concept of taking an existing document and choosing "Save As" to create a new copy to edit is beyond you, you need to be fired, forced to work in a salt mine alone, chased by rats, and smacked in the head with a shovel. How businesses put up with people not having basic computer skills in today's world is beyond me."

See, this is exactly why the people in my office think I'm some kind of fucking marvel. Because they can't do shit like using "Save As". Yes, I'm totally serious. I'm an Administrative Assistant. I know as much as I should to do my job in an excellent manor. I constantly receive calls from our "Information Systems Department" about how to do the simplest of things in both Word and Excel, and nearly every time, it's to help out some bloated executive making double my salary.

I feel cool for about 2.3 seconds. Then I feel like jamming a spork from the cafeteria into their necks and asking them how that college degree is working out for them. Fucktards.

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