Okay I'll say it:

Sometimes I really can't stand having a stupid boyfriend that does stupid things because he is stupid and needs me to tell him what to do CONSTANTLY.

I shouldn't have to tell him not to stay up until 6am playing fucking video games with his IDIOT fucking friend - he knew he had to get up at 9:30 to apply for the job around 10:00 this morning. I also shouldn't have to tell him to FUCKING PREPARE by having names and phone numbers for references available - HE KNEW HE WAS GOING TO FILL OUT A JOB APPLICATION.

HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU?? What part about that was even remotely fucking challenging? Seriously! USE YOUR FUCKING HEAD - YOU ARE A 34 YEAR OLD GROWN ASS FUCKING MAN who should NOT need your fucking girlfriend to tell you to not stay up until dawn and to have something prepared. It's really NOT that fucking hard to not fuck it up.

But hey, it's all good moron. You just keep right on working at the job you have now for $10/hour and no benefits where you never have two days off in a row and couldn't go on a vacation if you wanted to. Get back to me when you're 60 and let me know how that's working out for you. Idiot.